Chapter 1:
Recipe For Disaster
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I think that God, in creating man,
somewhat overestimated his ability.
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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake.
Macbeth - Shakespeare
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The Potions
Classroom of Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry
was unique in several ways. The most unusual of these was a peculiar
anomaly in the fabric of space itself that caused a small, localised
atmospheric shift and seemed to grind the passage of time to a halt.
Harry was watching
the ornate clock that hung
over Professor Snape's
desk; each of its intricate hands were moving at a leisurely rate, the
ticks and chimes coming achingly slowly. He was not the only one whose
eyes sporadically returned to the clock before sighing in
disappointment to find that mere seconds had passed. Minutes spent in
the dungeon seemed to pass like hours, and even his fellow students
appeared languorous and torpid.
Snape was speaking
to them in his usual acerbic
manner, lacing his
words with snipes at the Gryffindors' expense. They were berated for
setting up their cauldrons too loudly, for talking in class, for
dropping their quills on purpose and for all manner of imagined crimes.
After Gryffindor had lost its thirtieth house point within ten minutes,
Ron protested.
"But sir!" he
cried, "that deduction of points
isn't fair- I wasn't
talking!" Snape, who seemed to be in a particularly foul mood, turned
to face Ron with a deliberate slowness that made his whole demeanour
more icy.
"Detention,
Weasley," he growled, "for disrupting
the class and
daring to contest my method of teaching. I clearly heard you talking to
Potter, and am obliged, therefore, to separate you. Weasley, next to
Bulstrode. Potter, you can go..." Harry thought he could detect a note
of glee in Snape's eyes as he picked a seat for Harry. Ron, grumbling,
picked himself up and plonked down next to Millicent Bulstrode, an
enormous Slytherin girl that bore a striking resemblance to a moose.
"...next to
Malfoy," Snape finished, his eyes
glinting maliciously. Harry's stomach dropped about three floors.
"But sir-" he began.
"Now!" Snape roared
and Hermione cast him a
sympathetic look before
Harry gathered his things and set them down next to Malfoy's. The
Slytherin looked at him as though he were a piece of dragon dung, as
clearly irritated by this particular seating arrangement as Harry was.
"Just try not to
fuck up the potion as usual,
Potter," he hissed out
of the corner of his mouth. Snape noticed but said nothing and once
more Harry was struck by the distinct unfairness with which he was
treated in comparison to snide gits like Malfoy whom Snape seemed to
like. Normally Malfoy was partnered by the ever hulking and
intellectually challenged Crabbe or Goyle, but both boys were currently
holed up in the Hospital Wing, after having eaten sixteen cakes each
and suffering acute indigestion.
Ron was looking
patently chagrined by being
forced to partner Millicent, who had the size and body mass of a young
rhinoceros.
Snape, smirking to
himself at the improved
seating arrangements,
turned back to the board and tapped it with his wand. Curly white
writing scrawled over it, detailing the ingredients list and method for
a new potion.
"Now that we have
finished the series of lessons
on the Dream
Potions, we are going to start your next topic," he said. Predictably
there was no rustle of excitement, and Snape looked rather put out.
"Today I am going to have the misfortune to teach you the immensely
complex Pertho Draught. I wonder, can anyone tell me the origin of the
name?" Hermione's hand shot into the air as usual and Snape rolled his
hooded eyes, "Yes, Miss Granger?" he asked jadedly.
"The Pertho Draught
was given that name at some
point in the early 11th
century, subsequent to its discovery. It was given that title because
of the unique methods used in preparing the potion, namely the
amalgamation of two ancient forms of magic."
"And what are
they?" Snape asked her, as if
hoping for the wrong answer.
"Rune magic and
Herb magic." Hermione said
without missing a beat,
"there are no animal based ingredients found in the potion and the
potency relies on the use of complementary herbs and runes." the
Gryffindors whooped, but Snape merely curled his lip.
"Correct," he said,
although it looked like it
cost him a great
deal. "there are many properties of this potion, depending on the way
in which it is made and the main elements used. Today we shall be
brewing one of the more simple versions containing rosemary,
pomegranate seeds, onion, mint, holly and rose petals. These
ingredients, when used in conjunction with the runes Kenaz, Dagas,
Raido, Pertho and Jera bring about what effects?" The question was
ridiculously advanced to pose towards a group of sixth year students.
It was something that took a year of studying to answer, a year of
reading about the various plants and runes and drawing from them a
conclusive theory about their effects. Even Hermione looked stumped.
Then Draco Malfoy raised one elegant hand,
"Mr. Malfoy?" Snape
said.
"Without the
specifications of the parts of the
plants, I can only guess," he drawled.
"What would you
have said?" Snape asked, and a
look as close to kindliness as Snape ever went crossed his face.
"Well," Malfoy
frowned slightly, "one of the
properties of rosemary
is its ability to augment mental powers and strength of will."
"Correct," Snape
encouraged.
"Pomegranate seeds
are known to bring about ease
of divination, but
their uses also extend to the granting of wishes and luck," Malfoy
paused for a moment, looking thoughtful. Harry looked up, surprised,
Malfoy's knowledge of all things potion was clearly more extensive than
he had surmised. "onion is used for prophetic dreams," Malfoy went on
slowly, "mint for travel, holly for dream magic and rose petals for
divination and psychic powers."
"Very good," Snape
said approvingly, "and all
together?"
"Their combined
properties would most likely
bring about the effects
of a powerful, trance-like state through which a sense of foresight
would penetrate, giving the drinker the temporary power to look into
the future."
"And the runes?"
Snape asked.
"Merely used for
augmentative purposes," Malfoy
replied, "Raido
would give the drinker a sense of control over what they saw, and aid
through what would be a journey of the mind. Kenaz would provide ease
of learning and encourage knowledge. Jera would promote gestation and
change, speeding the cycle of time, and Dagas would render the drinker
invisible, allowing them to act as a catalyst between the worlds of the
present and the future. Lastly, Pertho would allow for the unearthing
of hidden knowledge and discovery of the unknown."
Malfoy finished and
the Slytherins clapped
wildly. Snape looked ecstatic.
"Excellent!" he
exclaimed, "thirty points to
Slytherin!" Harry
scowled slightly, but even he had to admit that Malfoy's answer had
merited the reward. Malfoy himself looked much more relaxed, and was
heartily accepting congratulations from his friends for the depth of
his knowledge. Harry consoled himself by dreaming about the next
Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Slytherin, in which he was sure
to show Malfoy exactly what he could beat him at.
Malfoy chose that
particular moment to shoot a
smirk in Harry's
direction, and settled himself back in his chair with an air of
self-satisfaction. Harry noticed Hermione looking at the Slytherin, her
lip stuck out petulantly.
"This potion, as
analysed so correctly by Mr.
Malfoy, is one of a
series of draughts to give the drinker an insight into their own
future, by allowing them to swap either the minds or bodies of their
future selves. Within some of these potions, when the makers have
sufficient innate magic to command the spell, they can actually
transport themselves into their own futures, leaving their own bodies
in a deep dream in the present. The more weaker versions, such as the
one we will be brewing today, merely allow the drinker to look through
the eyes, undetected, of their future selves for half an hour, in order
to watch themselves as they will one day be. This potion gives you no
control over your future body; if you brew it correctly you will find
yourselves watching a moving image as though you were inside someone
else's head. Whilst being very complicated, it is not an especially
difficult potion to brew, and relies on strength of will and power to
complete successfully," Snape smiled twistedly, "I expect you to spend
just over an hour making the potion and for the last half hour of the
lesson you will all get to sample some of what you made. I do not doubt
that at least one unfortunate person will be sleeping in their future,
and will therefore leave here disappointed." He glanced around, as if
praying it would be a Gryffindor.
"Sir?" Blaise
Zabini of Slytherin had raised his
hand.
"Yes, Zabini?"
Snape asked.
"How do we control
to what time we travel?"
"That is detailed
in the instructions," Snape
said, "but as you
drink the potion you must concentrate very hard on the number of years
you wish to have passed. You will be making this potion in pairs, and
it is wise to use each batch of potion to transport yourselves to the
same period of time. What I mean, is that you and your partner must
agree on a date to head for, rather than both of you drinking with
different intents. Now," he turned over a gilt hourglass filled with
sand, which began to trickle through into the bottom bulb, "you have
just over an hour, all ingredients can be found in the students store
cupboard, instructions are in the textbook, begin!"
There was a flurry
of activity as the students
unpacked their brass
scales, pestles and mortars, and their size 3 pewter cauldrons. Harry,
resigned to the fact that he would be working with Malfoy for the
entirety of the lesson, sighed heavily.
"Oh relax, Potter,"
Malfoy spat, hearing him, "at
least it means
you've got a chance at passing this lesson, I'm not exactly going to
let you ruin this potion for me." Harry clenched his jaw,
"I'll get the
supplies, shall I?" he forced
himself to say. Malfoy,
who was jotting down some preliminary notes from the board in his
elegant scrawl, nodded impatiently. Harry made his way over to the
store cupboard. The inside was large and lined with shelf upon shelf of
jars. They were filled with viscous fluids, slimy things with
tentacles, tiny eyeballs, sprigs of plants and powdered herbs. Harry
hated it in here, he always felt as if the eyeballs were watching him.
Trying to ignore
the twelve other people who were
also jostling to
collect their ingredients, Harry picked up the jars of rose petals,
rosemary, onion, pomegranate, mint, and holly. He had come to
understand that the older spells relied much more on using ingredients
that were more readily available. It wasn't until the 1500's that
bezoars became widely available, or pickled Boomslang liver was often
used. He was grateful that this potion didn't require the use of
anything revolting, and thanked the ancient witches for their ignorance
of the potency of Manticore bowel.
When he returned to
their table five minutes
later he saw Malfoy was looking over the notes with a frown.
"This shouldn't be
too difficult," he said
quietly, then turned to
Harry with a familiarly supercilious expression. "Shred that onion into
strips no wider than a centimetre or so."
"Stop bossing me
around," Harry snapped as he
laid the jars down on
their table. The knowledge that Malfoy was just going to sit and
supervise whilst he did all the work was intolerable, "you do the
unpleasant jobs for once."
Malfoy glared at
him, "And ruin my manicure?" he
said sarcastically, "I don't think so."
"You're such a
ponce," Harry retorted, but picked
up his
black-handled knife anyway, digging it into the onion with more force
than was entirely necessary.
"Yeah and you're a
plebeian," Malfoy replied
smoothly, "so just get on with it, Malfoys don't do menial labour."
"That's your excuse
for everything," Harry said
unwaveringly, and
then feigning a high-pitched, mocking voice, "Malfoys don't do menial
labour, Malfoys don't ruin their manicures, Malfoys don't do anything
other than sit around sneering." He looked up and grinned
contemptuously to see Malfoy glowering at him, the picture of dislike.
"God, Potter, could
you be any more of an arse?"
he asked
rhetorically, taking the shreds of onion that Harry chopped and
weighing them on a handsome set of silver scales.
"Better than being
inbred," Harry muttered but
Malfoy heard him.
"More onion," he
snapped shortly, peering at the
dial on his scales,
"we're eight grams short." Harry moved his knife cleanly and
rhythmically, finding a strange satisfaction in parting the onion flesh
like water, imagining it to be Malfoy's face. They worked for five or
ten minutes in relative silence whilst all around them raged a
storm of noise.
Snape's choice of
pairings were not very popular
among the students.
Hermione could be heard exchanging hissed insults with Blaise Zabini,
with whom she was partnered, and Ron and Millicent were arguing loudly
over something. There was the crash of broken glass and Harry watched
as Snape ordered Ron to clear up a jar he had inadvertently knocked to
the ground. Ron's face was like thunder and Harry gave him a
compassionate glance.
"When you've
finished staring at Weasley,"
Malfoy's cold voice rose
him from his reverie. Draco was looking at him with something
unreadable touching his arctic eyes. He motioned to the onion, and
Harry gathered it in his hands.
"Here you go," he
said, dropping the onion into
the scales, which tilted slightly.
"You have no
finesse," Malfoy commented, "that's
why you are
terrible at potions." Harry thought better of answering, as Snape had
begun to prowl around the tables, watching them like a hawk. Harry
picked up the parchment and read it.
"Pomegranate seeds
need to be mixed in with the
onion before they're
added to the cauldron," Harry said, pointing his wand at his cauldron
and saying, "incendio." A blue, magical fire was lit underneath it,
making the water inside begin to bubble. "Here you go." he handed the
pomegranate to Malfoy, "you can do that."
Malfoy looked at it
in distaste, "Ugh, this fruit
is disgusting." he
said, as the fleshy seeds stained his fingers pink. Harry looked at him
derisively,
"You hold
salamander intestine every day and you
can't handle pomegranate seeds?"
Malfoy shot him
another glare. "Salamander
intestine, contrary to
popular belief, does not have a gelatinous quality," his face then
resumed its smirk, "but you wouldn't know that, would you Potter? The
last time we brewed the Salamander Seasickness Cure, you didn't even
use salamander, did you?"
Harry's face
reddened slightly. He could recall,
with perfect
clarity, the moment when Snape had ladled his failed potion into the
air for the entire class to ridicule. It was supposed to be silvery but
was instead was a dark brown, and utterly useless. Harry cringed at the
memory.
"Unfortunately for
you, Malfoy, your superiority
is enclosed solely
in this classroom. Pity it doesn't extend onto the Quidditch pitch,
but, I suppose, you can't be good at everything," Harry grinned again,
watching the tips of Malfoy's cheekbones redden as he carefully
extracted each pomegranate seed and tipped them into the scales. He
loved knowing that he was the only person who could get under Malfoy's
skin this way. Ron's insults bounced of the Slytherin's crystalline
façade, but something about Harry's always struck him much
deeper.
A couple of people
had looked up and turned their
heads in their
direction, watching with interest. Snape, unfortunately, was one of
them.
"Potter!" he
snapped, "Watch your tongue!" Harry
scowled and returned to their list.
"Done." Malfoy said
with a long-suffering air. He
tipped the
contents of the scales into their cauldron where the liquid turned a
sickening yellow and bubbled menacingly.
"Is it supposed to
look like that?" Harry asked.
"Of course it is,"
Malfoy replied, as if daring
Harry to contradict
his potion-making abilities. He then added with a hint of humour,
"what, don't you trust me?" Harry almost smiled but caught himself just
in time.
"That'd be a no,"
he said coolly, "how long have
we got left?"
Malfoy looked over at the hourglass and the trickling stream of golden
sand.
"About thirty-five
minutes," he said, and picked
up the next
ingredient which was the rosemary. Harry hated working with the plant,
it always left a distinct scent on his fingers that reminded him of the
sausages Uncle Vernon used to shove into his piggy mouth at breakfast.
Harry, with his meagre portion of grapefruit, had come to see that
recurring scene as a symbol of everything he was denied.
"I'm going to crush
this," Malfoy announced
unnecessarily, "shred
the leaves of the mint and then out them into the cauldron. They have
to go into the mixture precisely six minutes after the pomegranate
seeds to allow them to soften, so hurry up."
"Yes sir." Harry
sighed, raising his fingers to
his brow in a mock
salute. He saw that Malfoy was suddenly watching him with a hint of
amusement curling his customary smirk. "What?" He asked warily.
"Nothing," Malfoy
looked away but the expression
remained, "I knew
you were the submissive type really, Potter." Harry flushed deeply and
looked away in embarrassment, but he wasn't sure why.
They worked for a
bit longer, a lull falling in
their insults, their
fingers working smoothly over their ingredients. Harry found himself
drifting off into a daydream, watching Malfoy's hands work over the
rosemary. His slender fingers plucked every leaf from the stem with a
delicate care that Harry had never seen before. The ivory of his skin
became the colour of adroitness and the way in which his nails, too
long to be anything but effeminate, sliced through the green plant
somehow held his attention. It contrasted starkly with the strength
with which he crushed the rosemary into a pulp, and it was a paradox
that Harry was riveted by.
"Ouch!" The knife
had driven cleanly through the
skin of his finger
and tiny beads of blood were blossoming there. Malfoy looked up.
"What did you do?"
he asked.
"I asked if you'd
be my date for the Winter
Ball," Harry snapped acidly. "What does it look like?" Malfoy rolled
his eyes.
"Fine, Potter," he
said, "but that only
demonstrates what I said about you having no finesse."
"Oh shut up," Harry
sucked gently on his finger,
frowning. He
glanced back up to the hourglass and managed to shove the mint in the
cauldron in time to watch the potion turn to a deep gold.
"That's more like
it," said Malfoy, satisfied,
and he tipped in the last of his crushed rosemary, "we're nearly done."
"What now?" Harry
squinted over Malfoy's delicate
writing, "Malfoy,
you write like a girl." Malfoy muttered some that Harry didn't quite
catch but it sounded something like, 'nothing wrong with being refined.'
"Now we work on the
runes." he said, picking up a
well-thumbed copy of 'Divination Potions: The Gambler's Favourite,
by Seamus Luckalot'
and flipping to one of the later pages. "It says here that when the
potion is a deep golden colour, we draw the runes in the air above it,
and then concentrate hard on our aim, and then we throw in the rose
petals. Damn it, there's a potion smudge over the last few words."
"We'll borrow
someone else's book in a minute,"
Harry murmured, pulling out his wand, "come on, we don't have long
left."
Malfoy took out his
wand as well and, bringing
the cauldron to a
simmer, he and Harry drew the runes in the air above their mixture. The
tips of their wands left a thin golden light in the air, making the
runes visible, shimmering like precious jewels, emanating with magic.
The runes were spiky shapes, formed from several straight lines
crossing each other, each unique and each inimitably powerful. Malfoy
was watching them spin thoughtfully.
"What date shall we
aim for?" Harry asked.
"Not too far in the
future," Malfoy said, "I
dread to think what I'll look like in my fifties." Harry smirked.
"Knowing you,
you'll be as vain as ever," he said.
"As opposed to you,
Potter, who has never picked
up a mirror in your
life," Malfoy reached over and yanked none too gently at a particularly
stubborn strand of jet that hung over his eyes.
"Ouch," Harry
pulled back, scowling, "you're such
a girl when it comes to your hair," he added as an afterthought.
"A girl?!" Malfoy
snapped, "There is nothing
remotely feminine about being concerned with the art of grooming."
"Oh yeah?" Harry
asked, with a sly grin. "So what
would you do if I said I could see a split end?" Malfoy looked horror
struck.
"Where?" he asked
urgently, holding strands of
platinum up to his
eyes. Harry snickered at him and received a prompt swat on the forehead.
"Are you intent
upon assaulting me for the
duration of the lesson?"
Harry asked, "only please inform me now so I can slip you some poison."
"I would be highly
surprised, Potter, if you
could even identify a
poison out of that store cupboard," Malfoy said with an irritatingly
superior look.
"I'm sure I could
find something toxic enough to
even knock out
you," Harry said cuttingly. There was an unpleasant silence as they
locked gazes. "Look," he went on, rubbing his temples as Malfoy glared
at him, "let's just aim for today eight years from now. We'll be twenty
five and hopefully in the prime of life."
"Ok," Malfoy shut
his eyes and Harry followed
suit, his mind
chanting the date over and over, echoing in his head like some holy
mantra until it was drumming on its own. He concentrated with every
fibre of his soul, forcing his own magic to come out and to mingle with
the runes, knowing that Malfoy's was doing the same and that the
Slytherin was concentrating with equal fervour. When Harry felt himself
physically drained by the loss of energy and unable to keep up the
chant in his mind, he opened his eyes. Malfoy looked pale and wan, but
his eyes were dancing and Harry could feel their magic pooling amongst
the runes, adding potency to their potion, making it stronger.
"Do you think it
worked?" Harry asked. They were
the only two that
had reached that level yet, and the rest of the class was still
absorbed in the making of the potion itself.
"I guess so,"
Malfoy said. "How would I know,
Potter? I'm not psychic."
"Fine, fine," Harry
said quickly, knowing from
past experience that
whenever he heard that grating tone in Malfoy's voice, a Jelly-Legs
curse was surely on the way. Without warning the runes that had been
hovering uncertainly above their cauldron sank into it and the potion
deepened in colour until it resembled molten gold itself.
Malfoy picked up
the jar of rose petals, and
tipped them out into
the cauldron. They were each beautifully velvety and damasked in the
deepest purple Harry had ever seen. They sat littered atop the thick
mixture before sinking into it and the potion emitted some bright gold
sparks.
Professor Snape,
who was at the other end of the
classroom said
absently, "When the potion has sparked, and thickened, you may sample a
little. You will soon fall into a trance and, if you have done it
right, be granted a taste of your future."
Harry was about to
attract his attention when
Snape hurried over to
Millicent Bulstrode whose cauldron seemed to be melting into a toxic,
metallic pool that emitted some foul-smelling fumes. Ron was casually
wafting these away with his text book and smirking as Snape tried to
control the disaster.
"Oh screw it,"
Draco said. "Let's just see if the
sodding thing
worked then we won't have to spend any more time together." he poured
himself and Harry a tumblerful of what looked like liquid metal.
"I'll drink to
that," Harry said and they raised
their glasses with
a sense of irony. With one swift motion, they drained them. The potion
tasted bittersweet with a hint of some sour fruit that he couldn't
identify. It wasn't a pleasant taste, and left a stinging sensation
burning his mouth. Malfoy looked equally revolted, by the way his face
was screwed up in disgust.
"Nice," said Harry,
putting his glass down,
"shouldn't be long now."
Draco, having drunk his glassful, was looking at the potions book from
the next table.
"Shit," he suddenly
exclaimed. His usual poise
vanished from his
person at once and the glass he was holding tumbled to the floor and
smashed into a thousand pieces.
"What?" Harry
jumped, looking alarmed.
"What colour were
the rose petals we added,
Potter?" Malfoy asked
through gritted teeth and with the air of one about to receive some
horrible news.
"Purple," Harry
said slowly and Malfoy closed his
eyes.
"The rose was
supposed to be black," he said.
"We've made the wrong
potion, we've..." he never finished his sentence. Harry watched with
horror as Malfoy keeled over backwards and slumped on the floor. He
couldn't get up, though, because a cold, trickling sensation was
filling his veins, turning them to ice, and he was wrenched from his
body with ethereal hands of steel, body frozen rigid, eyes snapped shut.
Through all the
blinding colours piercing his
brain with their
poisoned arrows, Harry could hear the faint screams of his classmates.
They all merged into one deafening tunnel of noise that rang around his
ears and echoed achingly loudly.
And then everything
went pitch black.
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It was like the
jerk of a Portkey but infinitely
more painful. Harry
could feel his spirit being tugged from his body and he could feel
himself resisting with terror, and screaming out in pain. Then
everything spun around him and he lost consciousness. When he came
round he became aware of three things, even before he'd opened his eyes.
One: He had a
splitting headache.
Two: He wasn't
wearing an awful lot.
Three: He was
not alone.
There were warm
arms encircling him, he could
feel them stirring
against his skin, and there seemed to be a lot of naked skin available
to stir against. He still didn't open his eyes, though, his head was
groggy and confused, and he could feel a pounding ache in his temples.
There was someone moving next to him, but Harry couldn't for the life
of him remember who it was and he silently cursed whatever he had been
drinking that night. He could smell something, there was a head nestled
close to his and the person's hair smelt faintly of coffee, coffee and
smoke. It was a nice smell and Harry instinctively huddled closer,
feeling the arms around him tighten slightly.
The unsteadiness of
his mind coupled with a
lingering disorientation
prevented Harry from the countless suspicions that would have
ordinarily invaded his mind at once. As he felt the arms close their
embrace, he became aware only of a delicious warmth spreading through
his body and the most tender sense of comfort he had ever known.
"What the FUCK!?"
a voice laced with
astonishment and dismay
rang out suddenly and Harry's eyes flew open. To his immense and
everlasting horror he found himself staring into the face of Draco
Malfoy.
It was Malfoy, but
it didn't look like Malfoy. It
was Malfoy aged
eight years, Malfoy with flawless, high cheekbones, a vast expanse of
pale skin, blond hair that brushed his adult grey eyes, eyes that were
widened in shock.
As the last,
numbing tendrils of fog cleared from
Harry's mind he sat up with an incredible jolt.
"What are you
doing!?" he cried. "What's going
on?" but Draco looked as dismayed and confused as he did.
"You...?" he began,
stuttering, "We...? What...?"
Harry came to his senses long enough to realise that they were in a bed.
Together.
Rolling out with as
much speed as he could
muster, he stumbled from
the bed and leaned against the wall, breathing hard and looking about
him. His heart was thudding painfully loudly, and his breath was coming
in short, rough gasps. He held his hand over his eyes, as if willing
whatever terrifying scene was before him to go away. They were in a
large, well-furnished room, with a huge bed in which Draco was
currently lying.
"What's happened?"
Draco asked blearily, sitting
up at once. "Why are you in my bed?"
"Your bed?!" Harry
yelled. "How the hell do we
know whose bed it is, or why we were both in there?"
"Ok," Draco seemed
to be trying to calm himself,
"let's just think. Where are we?"
"I don't effing
know!" Harry yelled, pacing
around the unfamiliar
room, his eyes travelling over the alien walls without really seeing
them.
"Just calm down for
fuck's sake," Draco snapped,
"obviously
something has gone wrong. What's the last thing you remember?" Harry
screwed up his eyes as he thought long and hard. He remembered a lot of
darkness in his mind, and before that they had been in potions, and
Draco had been yelling something about rose petals.
"I remember
Potions," he said with difficulty as
disjointed memories
began to splinter and fragment into his mind, "and you looking at a
book and then shouting something," he couldn't remember what it was
that Draco had been shouting, only that it had something to do with
their present predicament.
"Hmm," Draco said, clearly thinking hard, "I remember that too.
Something about the ingredients we were using."
"Did we add the
wrong ingredients to the potion?"
Harry asked as the thought struck him. "Is that why we're here,
together?"
"Something has
evidently gone wrong," Draco
drawled in a more
familiar manner, "if you're anywhere near my future." Harry rolled his
eyes.
"I didn't think we
were meant to have control
over our bodies," he
said, looking down at his adult figure, "I thought we were just going
to see through our future selves' eyes." Draco looked very pensive, as
if contemplating something.
"I think I know
what happened," he said slowly,
his brow furrowed as
he, too, fought to concentrate. "We added purple rose petals to the
mixture didn't we?" Harry nodded, flashing memories assailing his
beaten mind. "We should have added black ones, the rose petals were the
spell's most volatile ingredients." Draco held his head in his hands as
he realised their mistake.
"How much of a
difference will it make?" Harry
asked warily. Draco's answering voice was muffled as he spoke through
his hands.
"Black petals are
for divination," he said dully,
"for seeing the
future, not particularly potent. The colour purple is used for calling
up the power of the ancients and for augmenting any runes or sigils
used in the spell. It has a lot more power behind it, and I think,
coupled with our own innate magic, it made the potion more
concentrated."
"So we've
transplanted our bodies instead of our
minds?" Harry
asked, startled. Draco nodded looking aghast. "Oh shit," Harry went on,
"this is not good."
"You think?!" Draco got out of the bed and walked up and down the other
side of the room.
"What can we do?"
Harry asked earnestly, feeling
distinctly uncomfortable and helpless.
"We can see if the
spell wears off after half an
hour," Draco said
decisively. "If it doesn't then we'll have to find an alternate way
back."
"Do you think it
will wear off?" Harry asked,
seeing a faint ray of hope in what was otherwise a horrific nightmare.
"I assume so,"
Draco said, "there's no reason why
it shouldn't. As
far as I am aware, all the spells used for these purposes run under a
time limit. I don't think we'll be stuck here for long." Harry breathed
a sigh of relief, and with his appeasement he suddenly noticed that he
was half-naked.
He walked slowly
over to where a long silver
mirror hung on the wall
and gazed at his reflection with wonder. The years were good to him, he
had grown into a tall, well muscled young man with an olive, even tan
all over his body. His jaw line was strong and well-chiselled, with a
shadow of stubble grazing his chin. His eyes were the same clear green
and he realised that his vision was corrected, and he could see with
marvellous clarity. His hair hadn't changed much in length, but seemed
to lie flatter so that he could tousle it appealingly into a controlled
mess. He was shirtless and only wearing a pair of heinously low-slung
white linen trousers that did little to make him feel more adequately
covered.
He looked up and
noticed Draco watching him.
"You look
different," was all the Slytherin said.
"So do you," said
Harry, motioning him to come
and stand in front of
the mirror. Adult Draco was slimmer, about the same height but less
powerful than Harry. His body was still pale but toned and perfectly
flat, and his skin seemed to shine like liquid pearl as the shafts of
light through the windows landed on it. His face was more sculpted than
his adolescent self's, and grey shadows settled under his prominent
cheekbones, making him look strikingly elegant, even when viewed in
such a state of undress.
"Nice outfit, by
the way," Harry said, and Draco
looked down at
himself to realise he was only wearing a pair of dark grey boxers.
"Oh crap," he
groaned as a flush of mortification
tinted his cheeks,
"Just what I need right now. It isn't a really good day until my worst
enemy has seen me half naked." Harry drew his appraising glance away
from Draco before it could be noticed, and gave a short snicker to
himself.
"I have to say," he
replied carefully, "we didn't
seem much like enemies earlier, when we woke up."
"That must have
been the spell," Draco frowned,
"that's the only way
we can explain this, by casting it together we must have somehow
tangled our future selves together." Harry heartily agreed, unwilling
to consider a possible future in which he and Draco became anything
less platonic than fervent opponents. There was suddenly a very
pregnant silence between them as neither looked at the other and Harry
began to feel acutely embarrassed for some unknown reason.
Harry quickly
turned around and found a large,
grey sweater hanging
over the back of a chair. He pulled it on quickly and noticed Draco
doing the same with some clothes he found on the floor. There was a
magical clock hovering six inches above the bedside table, bright blue
numbers flashing 2:36 pm, exactly the time they had drunk the potion in
their past.
"I guess we came to
the right year," Harry
muttered, more for the
sake of having something to say to break the prolonged quiet, "even if
our locations are a bit messed up."
"Yeah," Draco replied distractedly, rubbing his face, "well, if
we've only got half an hour or so here, we might as well look around.
See what the future's like for one of us."
They left the big
bedroom and found themselves
wandering down a
short passage into a living room. It was very tastefully furnished,
with white walls and laminated flooring. The furniture was all grey or
black and there were two large leather sofas against two adjacent
walls, framing a low, glass coffee table. The windows were ceiling to
floor and bright light was flooding in from what looked like a
surrounding city.
In one corner there
was a silver television set,
and in the other
there was a bookshelf overflowing with books, photograph frames and
small pieces of art. On one of the walls there was a painting of a city
scene and on the other was a wizarding picture of a stormy seascape.
Harry could tell the picture was magical by the tossing waves that
actually moved and the occasional bird that crossed it. Beneath it was
a silver fireplace in the cavity of which were stationed several tall
pillar candles.
"Nice," he heard
Draco muttering from behind him.
The blond had
pulled on a pair of faded jeans and a black t-shirt. Harry paused for a
moment to consider how well muggle clothes suited him, but prevented
himself from commenting on it, and then shuddered to think where that
thought may have come from.
He wandered through
into an adjoining kitchen. It
was very small,
and painted white to match the living room. There were several
recognizably muggle appliances, a bottle of Château Margeaux, and
some
mugs lying around. There was also a calendar hanging above a coffee
machine and Harry looked at it with interest.
"Look at this," he
said and beckoned Draco over.
The date on the
calendar said, 'February 2004' and Harry's heart thudded a little
faster with excitement.
"Wow. We did it,"
Draco said with a marked note
of awe at their own
skill, "we really are in the future." The calendar was littered with
scrawled comments marking planned days and evenings out. Harry gazed at
it for a minute before his curiosity got the better of him and he set
off to explore the rest of the flat.
He found a large,
completely white bathroom, an
office filled with
yet more books, oddities, parchment and quills, and a secondary living
room complete with glossy black grand piano that stood in the corner in
a stately manner. Harry ran his fingers over the keys, listening to
them tinkle beneath his hands, and wondering if he could play the piano
in his future.
All the rooms were
lit with floating glass
spheres which hovered
motionlessly in the place of lamps or candles, a golden light emanating
from their crystalline depths. The flat was beautifully decorated, and
seemed to suggest affluent inhabitants. All things considered, Harry
was very impressed.
"Oi, Potter!"
Draco's raised voice summoned him
back into the living
room. He was standing outside the glass doors, on what appeared to be a
balcony. "Check it out, it's a penthouse!" Brimming with excitement,
Harry made his way through the doors and found himself on a small
balcony. He followed Draco up a set of wrought iron stairs and emerged
onto a roof top. "Whichever one of us owns this flat, owns the whole
floor." Draco said, wandering along the roof. There was a low wall
surrounding it and from their lofty height they could see for miles.
The sun cast a shimmering golden haze over what was unmistakeably a
city. There were tall, searing spires that pierced the sky like
needles, juxtaposed to smooth, glinting domes. The buildings for miles
around hung like insubstantial entities, draped in the haze of the
afternoon and soaring towards the clouds that streaked across the sky,
colouring it a pale pink streaked with ribbons of gold. Everywhere he
looked Harry noticed sunlight reflecting off rooftops and the warm
sheen of metal as it bathed in the afternoon sun.
He could hear
voices and cars from all around
him. He walked over to
the edge of the roof and looked down. There were lines of traffic
negotiating the roads beneath them, and pedestrians, flitting from shop
to shop below. Could it be that their future selves lived among
muggles? It was apparently so and Harry looked over to where Draco was
standing to see how he was taking this scrap of information. He looked
even moodier than usual, if Harry had hitherto believed that to be
possible.
"What's wrong?"
Harry asked.
"Nothing," Draco
said, "it's just so different to
what I imagined I'd see."
"What did you
expect?" Harry asked.
"To be at the
Malfoy mansion in Wiltshire. To see
myself and some
beautiful blonde lounging beside our beautiful pool whilst our two
beautiful Malfoy children go swimming or something," he sighed. "Not in
a city flat with you, Potter."
"You have to
admit," Harry said, "the flat is
great, even by your
standards, and you said yourself that we're probably only here together
because the spell went wrong. This might be my future life and you just
got tugged along for the ride."
"With any luck,"
Draco said quietly, although he
really didn't sound all that hopeful.
"Still," Harry
said, "it is lovely. I can
imagine being happy
here." They stayed on the roof for about ten minutes, sometimes in
silence, sometimes in speech. It had an incredibly peaceful air, and
Harry could almost feel the magic surrounding him with its bitter scent.
They descended back
into the flat a few minutes
later,
"What is that
thing?" Draco asked suddenly,
poking at the television.
"A television,"
Harry replied, "it's a muggle
invention." Draco recoiled sharply.
"A what?!" he
barked. "Why would that be here?"
"I don't know,"
Harry replied with equal ire,
"just like I don't
know why we're living amongst muggles, why I don't seem to have a
broomstick, and why you're here in what is evidently my future."
"Supposing it's
mine?" Draco asked. "What if
you've intruded into mine?"
"Then I'll find
away to get to my own body where
I can go back to
ignoring your existence." Harry replied, "How long before the spell
should wear off?" Draco looked at a slim, silver watch around his wrist
and his face visibly paled.
"Ten minutes ago,"
he said and Harry felt a
sudden wave of nausea overtake him.
"Oh dear," he said,
and sat down on a chair, his
legs weakening beneath him.
"That's all you
have to say?" Draco looked
aggravated. "We might be stuck here together, and all you can say is
'oh dear'?"
"Don't take this
out on me!" Harry stood up
again, anger flaring. "This isn't my fault!"
"Oh right," Draco sounded sarcastic, "because you're just a potions
whiz."
"It's you who put
the rose petals in!" Harry
retorted, "It's you who fucked up this potion, not me."
"Well how are we
going to get back now?" Draco
shouted, "What plan
has the great Harry Potter formed for our escape?" Harry clenched his
fists in anger and he and Draco faced each other across the living
room, two sets of eyes blazing.
"You got us into
this mess." Harry said coldly,
"You get us fucking
out of it." some part of him knew Draco was only picking a fight with
him because he was scared and it was an instinctive reaction for him,
but right now, Harry didn't care.
"I did not get us
into this," Draco replied with
equal iciness. "You
neglected to bring me the right ingredients, but then again, I should
have learned never to trust anything you give me."
"That's right,"
Harry shouted back, "because my
life's sole purpose
is to thwart you at every turn. Get a grip, Malfoy, not everything
revolves around you!" Malfoy recoiled, stung, "can we just try to find
a way home," he went on, "without dwelling too much on your superiority
complex."
"Oh I have
a complex?" Draco cried.
"Whose misguided belief
in his own heroism led to the death of his godfather, and the countless
other poor people who've had the misfortune to know you?"
Harry was prevented
from venting his frustration
on Draco with his
fists by a knock on the door. His heart jumped into his throat and
Draco shot him a panicky look.
"What do we do?" he
mouthed. Harry was very
unwilling to answer the
door, just in case he made a prat out of himself with someone his
future self knew and he didn't. He could hardly claim amnesia.
"Hello?" a
strangely familiar voice filtered
through the door,
"Harry? Draco? I know you're in there, let me in!" Harry's stomach
flipped as a flicker of recognition shot to the fore of his mind.
"I think it's
Hermione," he whispered in awe, and
they made their
way to the door together. Harry opened it and his eyes widened in
shock. It was definitely Hermione, but nothing like the Hermione he had
once known. She was tall and slim, with her once-bushy brown hair now
tamed and highlighted. She was dressed in chic pinstriped business
robes, clasped at her throat with a black emblem. She greeted the
stunned Harry with a chaste kiss on the lips and did likewise with
Draco who was too astonished to move.
"Why are you both
looking at me like that?" she
suddenly asked
suspiciously, her voice a little deeper than Harry remembered. "And why
did you take so long answering the door?" She looked over their
hastily-pulled-on clothes and ruffled appearance and a light of
realisation seemed to dawn over her face, "Oh, sorry," she winked at
them cheekily, "did I interrupt something?" she missed the look of
horror exchanged by Harry and Draco and made her way into the living
room, setting down her leather briefcase and unfastening her cloak.
Underneath it she wore a black pencil skirt, a white shirt and leather,
pointed stilettos. Harry was gazing at her, dumb, in a mixture of
surprise and admiration.
"Hermione," he said
breathlessly, "you look
amazing."
"Why thank you,"
she smiled, and then narrowed
her eyes, "are you ok, Harry? You look like you've just been
bitch-slapped."
"I...um," he said,
his mouth suddenly drier than
parchment. He
looked helplessly at Draco who looked equally overwhelmed. Hermione's
eyes flicked between them.
"What's going on?"
she asked, and when Harry
remained speechless,
she turned her eyes to Draco. "Draco?" he seemed to regain some power
of speech.
"Granger," he said,
"there's something you
should..." he trailed off at the look on Hermione's face.
"Did you just call
me 'Granger'?" she asked, a
slight catch in her
throat. Harry felt Draco stir beside him with irritation at himself,
obviously they had moved further than last name terms.
"Er...yeah," he
choked, "sorry, I forgot."
"Forgot?" Hermione
looked absolutely incredulous,
"Draco, you
haven't called me that since we left Hogwarts, and I haven't even been
a Granger for three years!" she gave a short, mirthless laugh. "What in
Merlin's name has gotten into you?"
Not a Granger?! Harry's
thoughts were
moving so fast that
he was afraid his head might explode. What was going on? In the
confused silence that followed Hermione's outburst, his eyes roved to
her left hand. There were two rings on her fourth finger. Hermione was
married.
"We need your
help," Draco blurted out. "We're
not who you think we
are." Hermione was instantly wary, and Harry found his tongue again.
"Yeah," he said,
"yeah. Something's happened to
us. We're not the
Harry and Malfoy that you know." Hermione narrowed her eyes again
quizzically.
"Will one of you
please tell me what is going
on?" she asked,
getting slowly to her feet, her tone colder. "Who are you then?" Harry
and Draco looked at each other, wondering how to explain something they
didn't fully understand themselves.
"We're from the
past," Draco ventured. "At least,
our minds are. We
were making a divination potion in 1996 which was supposed to give us a
look into our future. Unfortunately, we switched bodies instead, and
ended up here."
"What?" Hermione
looked stunned, "are you
kidding?"
"Nope," Harry said
quickly, "and we have no idea
how to get back. I
promise you, Hermione, we're the Harry and Malfoy from the past."
"Prove it," she
said at once, "prove you're not
just Death Eaters or something." Harry looked back at her blankly.
"How do you expect
us to prove it?" he asked.
"Other than displaying
our ignorance of everything that has happened in the last eight years."
"So, you have no
memory of the last eight years,"
Hermione stated
with effort and both boys nodded. "Oh sweet Hecate," she sat down
again. "that would explain your strange behaviour," she said.
"Sorry about that,"
Harry replied, going to sit
next to her, "but
we've only been here forty five minutes or so, and without a clue of
how to get back."
"You don't know how
to get back?" she asked
quickly.
"No," Draco sighed,
"no idea."
"I wonder why this
happened," Hermione said,
"this is so weird."
"Hello?" Draco
pointed to himself and Harry. "Bit
of a culture shock for us as well."
"I know, I know,"
Hermione said, her eyebrows
knitted. "Oh and by
the way, Draco, you're my friend in 2004. So you might want to drop the
coldness." Draco looked momentarily astonished before his face adopted
an ashamed expression.
"Sorry," he said
numbly and Hermione nodded.
"You weren't to
know," she said. "So tell me.
What exactly do you
remember about the time you're from, so that I know how much you're
aware of."
"Um...we're in
sixth year," Harry said, "just
about to start the
series of Pertho Potions. I've just beaten Ravenclaw at Quidditch, and
Ron has just found out about Bill's promotion in Egypt. That's about it
really." Hermione looked thoughtful. Draco was prowling backwards and
forwards along the floor, looking at it darkly.
"And what about you
two?" Hermione asked. "How do
you two get along?" The question startled Draco into speech.
"We don't of
course," he said, "Potter and I
still despise each
other, as always." Hermione looked as though she wanted to laugh.
"What's so funny?"
Harry asked as a snicker of
amusement escaped her.
"Oh nothing," she
said, calming herself, "I was
just wondering what
you thought when you realised you share a flat in your future." There
was a very unpleasant silence.
"We thought it was
a ramification of the potion
going wrong," Harry
said slowly. "We thought one of us had just got caught in the other's
future."
"Are you telling me
we actually share this flat?"
Draco had gone very white and halted his pacing.
"Yes." Hermione
nodded. "You do."
"Fucking
fantastic," Draco said, "I'm roommates
with a Gryffindor."
There was another silence in which Hermione didn't look at either of
them.
"You're not
roommates," she said in a barely
audible voice. "You're lovers."
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